23 Beers
She groped the midget's dick with her lobster claw
And the devil disappeared into the monster's maw
A damsel in distress, bisected with a saw
I only thought I was a seer, now I've seen it all
Now I lay me down to sleep
Cork high and a bottle deep
Squiffed to the sea wall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin
The bearded lady beckons to her billy goats
You mustn't be afeared because down here we float
And Jesus weeps a sea when the devil gloats
Ophelia will surface when at last she bloats
Now I lay me down to sleep
Cork high and a bottle deep
Squiffed to the sea wall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin
He flinched and flicked his wits into the ashtray heart
The world war is over with before it starts
The horses can't go forward if they're behind the cart
The web a spider spins is a work of art
Now I lay me down to sleep
Cork high and a bottle deep
Squiffed to the sea wall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin
And the devil disappeared into the monster's maw
A damsel in distress, bisected with a saw
I only thought I was a seer, now I've seen it all
Now I lay me down to sleep
Cork high and a bottle deep
Squiffed to the sea wall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin
The bearded lady beckons to her billy goats
You mustn't be afeared because down here we float
And Jesus weeps a sea when the devil gloats
Ophelia will surface when at last she bloats
Now I lay me down to sleep
Cork high and a bottle deep
Squiffed to the sea wall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin
He flinched and flicked his wits into the ashtray heart
The world war is over with before it starts
The horses can't go forward if they're behind the cart
The web a spider spins is a work of art
Now I lay me down to sleep
Cork high and a bottle deep
Squiffed to the sea wall
Three sheets to the wind
23 beers and a bottle of gin