Sleepin' With the Fishes
The pirate ship is sinking
and the captains' drunk again
And the band decides to play
until the fast approaching end
The Bearded Lady's swimming
toward the overcrowded dinghy
They tried to leave without her
'cause she's fat.
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!
The Amputee is climbing
to the crow's nest with his teeth.
'Cause it'll be the last thing
that'll disappear beneath
the ocean's yawning maw which is churning underneath
the asses of the pirates down below
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!
The ladies are all screaming
'cause they realize they're doomed
and the men are in the dinghy
'cause the ship's a sinking tomb
Throw the children in the water
to keep the sharks at bay
Who are circling the sinking ship of fools
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!
The Biological Blunder Twins
are drowning in the drink.
It's difficult to swim
when yer conjoined and so they sinked
Foo Foo shat himself
which ordinarily would stink
Unless yer breathing water through yer nose
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!
and the captains' drunk again
And the band decides to play
until the fast approaching end
The Bearded Lady's swimming
toward the overcrowded dinghy
They tried to leave without her
'cause she's fat.
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!
The Amputee is climbing
to the crow's nest with his teeth.
'Cause it'll be the last thing
that'll disappear beneath
the ocean's yawning maw which is churning underneath
the asses of the pirates down below
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!
The ladies are all screaming
'cause they realize they're doomed
and the men are in the dinghy
'cause the ship's a sinking tomb
Throw the children in the water
to keep the sharks at bay
Who are circling the sinking ship of fools
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!
The Biological Blunder Twins
are drowning in the drink.
It's difficult to swim
when yer conjoined and so they sinked
Foo Foo shat himself
which ordinarily would stink
Unless yer breathing water through yer nose
OH YO HO HO the pirate's life is not for me
Soon we shall be sleeping with the fishes in the sea!