Topsy the Elephant
Topsy Topsy
Truth is much meaner than fiction
Edison killed her without flinching
Some of the onlookers were wincing
When Topsy the Elephant was fried
Topsy Topsy
An Elephant forced to do labor
They didn't like work so they made her
Not even Jesus could save her
When Topsy the Elephant was fried
Topsy Topsy
A cruel man fed her a lit cigar
Picked him up with her trunk and she flung him.
I've killed thousands of insects fer biting,
But Topsy the Elephant was fried
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