Story behind Billy's Girlfriend
Billy was a filthy dirty hippy. He used to hang around (much to our chagrin) the property(Rubber Chicken Candy Land), in the Columbia Gorge where we lived for years in the woods before I moved to Seattle. His girlfriend was a slut and she would hit on all of us hard right in front of Billy which created an awkward situation for us, not for Billy, cause they were freaks. Anyhoo, she wanted to audition to dance with my band Rubber Chicken Lollipop so I let her cause I thought it be funny and it was. She was hot but none of us would touch her with a ten foot pole cause she was filthy. So she did her hippy new age dance and we all strained to not laugh out loud and they finally left. When they did, Mikey said, Boy, I'd sure like ta stick Ol Billys Girlfriend in the butt!"(Undoubtedly because her pussy was too scary), and this fucked up song was born. Also at the time we had a filthy smelly goat which of course we named Billy. Well Billy impregnated the female goat and she had a still born little baby goat which we named Sleepy for obvious reasons. Well an ex of mine (who I really didnt care for) and another smelly hippy girl showed up and I said, "Oh girls! You gotta come and pet my baby goat! "So they came to see her and I scooped her up on a shovel and chased them all around the property yelling, "C'MON GIRLS! DONT CHA WANNA PET MY BABY GOAT?!" And they were horrified and left, never to return. So theres that. Now you probably think I'm deranged but who cares(tee hee).